I am the fountain of affection

So. That's what you've been doing with your free time.

Anyway, this has been a heck of a funny thread here, though the "nipples don't pique" thing struck me as a challenge.

"...and her nipples piqued. No, I mean it. They got all snooty and started ignoring me.

'So,' I said, attempting to raise an eyebrow, 'do your body parts often have their own emotional reactions to things.'

'Sometimes,' she told me with an embarassed chuckle and a hike of her shirt, 'my toes especially do not like Rochmonanoff.'

'I gotta find a new story.'"

Al.